skempy

Getting High, Smoking the Happy Grass.

Last night me and my woman got skempy on some good weed.

by Mr LOL January 12, 2009

Skumpydink

Formed from the two words "Skump" (slang for genital warts) and "dinky" (tiny), this another one of those phrases that saves the spacebar from more unnecessary pounding.

"This random just commented on a picture from years back! Thier picture makes them look like a right Skumpydink .."

by Le Wrodster October 5, 2009

Skimpy on the chips

A phrase meaning uncool, retarded,or lame. Created when choco chip ice cream had hardly any chips in it. Used when something is annoying you or someone is getting on your case.

"Dude, you're gettin' all skimpy on the chips on me." or "That's skimpy on the chips."

by Seany Fizz July 15, 2006

skampy pants

Those nasty Red Lobster bitches who don't have shit and think that eating at Red Lobster is the end-all be-all of high cuisine. You bitches know who I'm talking to... y'all make your man take you to Red Lobster, cuz it's over-priced frozen-ass nasty seafood, but it's expensive, so you make your man take you there and drop a $150 tab on dinner for two, then when he takes you home to fuck ya, you got shrimp scampi all over ya damn pants, and ya smell like shit. Ya smell like a nasty ass shrimp that's been pissed on and rolled in garlic.

Skampy-pants called me again today, man... damn Red Lobster groupie won't take the claws out.

by g[x] April 29, 2004

SkimpyZoot

A small penis

I bet you have a skimpyzoot

by crease crease February 12, 2017

skimpy skimp

Something a young girls mom calls her when she buys thongs

my daughter is such a skimpy skimp , do those even count as underwear?

by Skimpyemmama June 23, 2018

simpydogg

A young, handsome young man, capable of simping to any woman.

Jon: yo, what's up SIMPYDOGG!
SIMPYDOGG: Sup

by SIMPYDOGG April 10, 2020