To be the first to get something for nothing. Example: A man hires a carpenter crew to build his home and a friend of the home owner believes he can pick up scrap wood without permission with, undo care of maybe the home owner or carpenters may want the scrap wood.
by pushnook August 12, 2011

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.
Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.
Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
I was a seed skimmer last night.
Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
by HNBILH April 7, 2011

by ENSIGPRS June 13, 2025

Any insult that you would call a person. Has multiple meanings. Could be a Gen Z loser. A scaredy cat. An idiot. Any insult you can think of to describe a person.
Joshua : Hey man! I don't wanna go in there....
Ashton: Shut up Joshua! Stop being a fucking skimmer! >:(
Ashton: Shut up Joshua! Stop being a fucking skimmer! >:(
by voxivx May 29, 2021
