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skimmer

Any insult that you would call a person. Has multiple meanings. Could be a Gen Z loser. A scaredy cat. An idiot. Any insult you can think of to describe a person.
Joshua : Hey man! I don't wanna go in there....
Ashton: Shut up Joshua! Stop being a fucking skimmer! >:(
by voxivx May 29, 2021
mugGet the skimmermug.

seed skimmer

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.
Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.

Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
by HNBILH April 7, 2011
mugGet the seed skimmermug.

dirty hydro skimmer

The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.
My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.
by Fart42069 July 24, 2021
mugGet the dirty hydro skimmermug.

Skimmer

Last night, that girl wore the hottest skimmer.
by The Big Chris March 1, 2024
mugGet the Skimmermug.

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