skedivin

skedIvin is ambigiously screwed up.

My mother-in-law drove off a cliff in my new car, she went skedivin. And now I feel more skedivin.

by Dylan McBride January 20, 2005

Skexing

Performing sexual acts with another person through a live video interface.

Basically it's like phone sex through video chat.
Usually skype.

Boy: Hey wanna skex tonight after school?
Girl: Idk... I've never skexed before.
Boy: Don't worry about it, skexing is fun. And I won't tell all of my friends about it...
Girl: Ok

by rkt5 September 15, 2010

cloud seeding

When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.

That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.

by chromigula January 11, 2010

skuding

when two people participate in the noble act of skyping in the nude

Bill: Whats wrong with your microwave?

Matt: Nothing, Grigs and Elise are just skuding in the room and I don't wanna be a cock-block.

Paddy: That's my boy, always skuding.

by vonscha January 21, 2011

Seeding

Seeding happen during a Squad match when the server population is lower than 50 ( 25 vs 25 ). Special rules "Seeding rules" are often enforced in an attempt to make the game more enjoyable with lower population.

"this server is shit, its never gets past seeding"

by One3Two March 31, 2021

Fo' sheeding my seeding

Yes son, that is correct.

Are you my Daddy?
Fo'sheeding my seeding

by big daddy April 13, 2005

Skedonk

South African term for a car of questionable road worthiness

sheez bru when are you gonna trade in this skedonk.

by Willyzn June 2, 2018