grocery stalking

A play on words of the term "grocery shopping". Grocery stalking occurs when you are at your local market and spot a good-looking guy/girl. You might be interested in this person, so you sneakily follow them around the store to scope out what items they're buying and learn more about them. As opposed to traditional stalking, grocery stalking rarely continues outside the market, unless contact is made and/or phone numbers are exchanged.

Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.

By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.

Susy-- "Oh, look, check out that hottie! Let's go grocery stalking."

Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."

Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."

*subtely checks out hottie's cart*

Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"

Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."

by lilylee1107 January 18, 2010

Skanking

A form of dancing originating in Jamaica, now most notably done in Ska/Reggae shows. A more violent form of skanking is often found in punk or hardcore shows. There are many forms of skanking, varying from extreme movement to very little movement at all. To skank: First, feel the beat. Get those arms swinging slightly and feel the bounce as you swing your hips. Move your weight from one foot to the other with each skank. Make sure your arms and legs coordinate (ie: If your right fist is moving forward, you should also be moving your right knee forward as you shift your weight. Then shift to the left.) The most familiar form of skanking today is the Two-Tone Ska style in which you add a kick forward with every beat. Skanking is most often done in a group, either in a general "pit" (such as in a most pit) or by skanking around in a circle.

"Look at all those rudies skanking!"

by Chris P. Lettuce March 3, 2005

Cyber Stalking

Constantly looking someone up on the internet. Looking for updates and shit.

I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Myspace Stalking

when you do research on a person via myspace.

" Hey maggie isn't andrea dating that kid from our engligh class?"
"I think we need to go home and do some myspace stalking?"

by maggielivesindenver January 10, 2009

Mobile Skanking

When a skallywag is sexting more than one gentleman at once. It's a play on the term "Mobile Banking."

"Ayo Deztini be on that mobile skanking tip homie, she sextin da whole block!!"

by Da Quizzler October 10, 2011

Killing stalking

So this a absolute piece of art work..
Beautifully written...the ending was great i loved it

Hey did you killing stalking me?
No dude im *not* gay..
Oh okay btw mom is behind the walls kay? Dont talk dirty to me here in this room

by Imhoe and idont regretit^^ January 18, 2021

gang stalking

Gang Stalking is really a covert government or police investigation. It's similar to Cointelpro or red squads, and it's being used on a lot of innocent people to ruin them and make them look crazy. Gang Stalking is all about government disinformation, and using civilian spies/snitches to help with stalking and monitoring innocent people.

Jim was placed under covert investigation by his employer because of his whistle-blowing. Mistakenly he termed it gang stalking, which made him sound crazy.

by Cointelpro2 May 17, 2007