Siri

A search assistant

Hey Siri turn on my phone

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 9, 2019

Siri

A computerized human who can only respond "i didnt get that modafuka" to your questions.

Hey Siri, wut up home boy? "I didnt get that modafuka."

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 13, 2020

Siri Palin

Siri Palin for iPhone; She avoids answering questions she doesn't want to. At times she goes rogue and just does what she wants with no regard to what you asked of her.

"Siri, text mom and tell her the Rochester burger joint was delicious!"

Siri: "Hey Tom, Ben Roethlisberger was pointy and conspicuous" Do you want me to send it?

"Dammit Siri Palin, stop going rogue!"

by Brahptimus Prime October 25, 2011

Siri

Secret Illuminati Recruiting Idiots

Siri got Bonnie.

by Mercedes Brayer June 2, 2013

siri

a voice activated search engine for apple. you say “hey siri” and she comes up where you can ask her anything..

usually she doesn’t understand much or do anything more than waste your time yelling “hey siri” into your phone.

siri fucking answer me!!!

by teensarebasic December 31, 2019

Siri

A thick redhead pornstar with big boobs and a fat ass

I could play with Siri all day and never get tired.

by (Fart Noise) October 8, 2015

Siri

Siri is a personal assistant that will answer just about anything— developed by Apple Inc.

you could ask so many things, like...
*Where's the next McDonald's?
*What movies are on tonight?
*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I talk to Siri a lot just to see what she says. I sometimes wonder if there's someone behind a screen responding to everything I say.

Me- "Siri, are you a virgin?"

Siri- "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that."

Me- "I knew it! You slut!"

Siri- "Language!"

Me- "Uh... hello, welcome to the twenty-first century, Siri."

by Zoelly9000 September 28, 2014