merlot sippers

Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.

Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.

That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.

by slonob February 1, 2004

one sipper

one who only needs one sip of water to cure his cottonmouth from smoking marijuana. often the envy of his peers, the one sipper is also usually the life of the party.

Jim: "Hey John, is your throat dry? IM SOOO HIGHHH"

John: "Nah man, im straight."

Jeff: "Jim you ignorant slut, John is a one sipper"

by DaOneSippah November 23, 2009

sipper

to sip a drink inappropriately clearly at a time of serious imbibement or to drink mid strength beers when you are not skipper

did yo see that chundeross sipper with his middy of mid strength? Watch he doesn't JF you.

by frictionalist January 8, 2010

sipple

drinking from the female nipple.

i took a sipple on her tittah!

by tommy November 4, 2004

Sipple

Similar to term 'swiggle', sipple refers to intaking a small quantity of liquid through pursed lips. Unlike the word 'sip', sipple can only refer to the intake of an alcoholic beverage.

Come on Dominic, give me a sipple of your fine beer before I sober up.

by Henry Hoffman September 7, 2006

Tea Sipper

Used by Texas A&M students to refer to University of Texas students and indicating lack of ability in handling their alcohol consumption.

What does a tea sipper call an Aggie after graduation?

Boss.

by sadibo May 18, 2011

noodle sipper

The biggest idiot there is .

Some kid- "Dude , someone stole my bike wheel ."
Me- "That person is a fucking noodle sipper ."

by Nanersification December 17, 2011