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stanky simmons

1. smells like kero
2. oder like cigerettes and cheap cologne
3. loves his grammie
4. oils grammies feet reguarly
5. CAUTION*never light matches around*CAUTION
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Damn that motha fuckas one "stanky simmons".

grammies vag smells like a gosh darn stanky simmons.

damn my trailer just fell down.... whata stanky simmons
by chucknorris is god March 28, 2008
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Stanky Legg

A dance that men with big baggy pants do when they need to "air out" a fart.
"Ah! You doing the stanky legg? Because i feel a stanky legg coming on!"
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Stanky fishy

When you has not washed your buttocks in a while...
*picks up fish from lake* "Ohhhh, that's a stanky fishy!" 🐟
by Jacob Zuma November 15, 2019
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Stanky taint

1. When a woman's vagina is sticky and stinky at the same time, usually belonging to a whore.

2. Can also be a whores vagina in general that is being sought after.
1. While caressing her sticky vagina I was overwhelmed by the smell and proclaimed, "That girl has a stanky taint."

2. Give me that stanky taint, oh that stanky taint!
by Blisssss April 7, 2009
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stanky snatch

Damn dude u licked that stanky snatch lips up and down
by Stanky snatch June 23, 2016
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Shanky wanky

When you wank with a knife in your hand.
The best and worst feeling at the same time.
Hey you free tonight
‘Sorry no, I’m feeling like a shanky wanky
by Demon weeb June 26, 2018
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stanky coochie

when a female hasn’t washed her genitalia for a long time and it smells like a rotten fish market.
brad: bro chloe gotta stanky coochie
aiden: bro i know it smells like fish
brad: tastes like it too
by penistoes September 1, 2019
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