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Someone from a dating site wrote this in the end. I have no idea what it means. Can anybody please help me with this?

Yes not afraid to smile life hasn't all been friendly but I adapted and hold no grudges on what I've committed. For me the best thing in life is witnessing a comparable smile every day first focus of my eyes, have 16 hrs to please her daily until we follow into a cuddle shri.mm
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by bchstreet1 November 10, 2020

Shrimp Mom

An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.

Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.

by definitelynotspaghet December 30, 2021

shrimp milk

Recurring payments from the dumb unknown by them.

Jay is rich from all that jtv shrimp milk.

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Shrimp Mangler

Someone (usually male) known for catching a lot of tail. A ladies man.

Damn! That shrimp mangler is a f**kn’ pimp!

by DrSauce October 30, 2022

Shrimp Mode

When a woman is on top riding a short king and has to dramatically curl her body forward to kiss him at the same time — resembling a shrimp. 🦐

Background:
The term “shrimp mode” plays off the visual of a curled shrimp and the physical act of hunching forward or folding mid-thrust. Most common in cowgirl position when the girl’s the same height as or has a few inches on her man.

“He was 5’6” and I’m 5’8”, so every time I tried to kiss him while on top, I had to go full shrimp mode. Felt like I was gonna fold in half.”

by eggsoverec July 17, 2025

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

Ship's Mast

To tie belts to both front doors of a car. Then while speeding, climbing out through the passenger window, grabbing the belts and laying on the hood at high speeds. As seen in the movie Grindhouse.

Kim: owh hell no! you said were were never, ever, going to play ship's mast again!

by Saint921 April 14, 2007