shrekkin

having sex with a rather large person

person 1: yo, man, you know that chick i was smashin' last night?
person 2: that huge one?
person 3: hell yeah! i was shrekkin that shit

by xchiropractorx August 14, 2009

Shrekligion

The glorious following of the Ogrelord and his donkey and how he showed his people of the onion the way to everlasting life and happiness in the land of the swamp.

Shrek is love.

Shrek...is...life.

"Shrek is love, shrek is life, become a layer of almighty onion and follow the benevolent Ogrelord today, join the movement of Shrekligion.

by A layer of the almighty onion May 5, 2014

shredding it

When someone is totally nailing it, one could say they're "shredding it."

We'll be giving Charlie 5 out of 5 on his performance review, he's totally shredding it.

by Artanis9652 September 28, 2020

shredding

a style of guitar playing characterized by extremely fast flurries of notes and extremely distorted tones. rusty cooley's style epitomizes shred playing. some other famous shredders are steve vai, joe satriani, and yngwie malmsteen. most shredders use ibanez or jackson guitars becasue of their thin flat necks, tremelo systems, very high output pickups and agressive looks among other factors. though loved by some, shredding is often attacked for being "unmusical" or just for show. some techniques commonly employed by shredders are tremelo picking, sweep picking, pinch harmonics, extremely wide vibrato, tapping, two handed tapping, and a myriad of whammy bar tricks.

"dude jimi hendrix totaly shreds it up!"
"wel acctaully, jimi's improvisational style is very melodic and has a strong bassis in the chords being played behind it, he is not shredding"

by michael langdon August 12, 2006

shredding the cheese

slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions

Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"

Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"

Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"

Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."

Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"

Guy 2 "WTF?"

Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"

Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"

Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"

by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010

Shredding it up on my platter

Skateboarding

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid

by hobobling October 2, 2010

shredding the gnar

Doing sick tricks on a surf board/skateboard/snowboard/scooter/sled and or roller skates

Me: dude what should we do with this bodacious afternoon?!
Jeremy: shredding the gnar, of course!

by Kinkykankles May 5, 2016