shpinkers

Noun. (pronounced Shh-pink-ers

1) A word that has been deciphered by a Jewish philosopher that just so happen to be shorts.

Friend 1: Dude so I went into the bathroom and pulled down my shpinkers and that shit smelled immediately!

Friend 2: Sounds like a good shit!

by Kings of Shpinker July 30, 2009

shrinker

Person who's dick shrinks when they have an erection.

"I thought he had a huge dick, turns out he's a shrinker."

by NotAShrinker February 19, 2018

shrinkerize

To shrink something down to fit it into something.

You will have to shrinkerize me to fit me into that box.

by Table talk! May 14, 2019

Shrinker

The opposite of getting a boner. Your dick actually shrinks and goes inside your body.

*sees a furry* GODDAMNIT IM GETTING A SHRINKER

by Bonergod October 22, 2019

shlinker

A person whom trains, befriends, and becomes a loyal companion to dogs.

My Shlink's love's me as her shlinker, because we are best friends.

by anonymous February 25, 2022

shtinkerdoodle

'shtinkerdoodle' a way to call someone stinky and insult them extra hard

we've got a shtinkerdoodle in the area boys.

by orsp April 27, 2022

Shinkerhoot

Shinkerhoot is another name for idiots. People who are incredibly stupid.

Girl: rennet jack?

Girl2: yeah?

Girl: He was such a Shinkerhoot back then dude.

Girl2: he really was!

by JeffersonDavvisSesShlonhg June 4, 2022