Shnitzer

Word used in place of a lighter, can be used when nobody else knows its definition, and still get results.

You "Dude pass me a shnitzer"

Dude who has never heard this word before
"aye man here ya go" - passes lighter

by Necrojester October 16, 2008

shnitzelfuck

A secret word between Rachel and Zach (the hot girl and the sex god), this word means muffinfuck

Holy muffinsex, that'z a shnitzelfuck

by HolySexMuffinz June 28, 2011

Shnitted

When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.

Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!

Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..

by Alex.Is.Nicki January 22, 2015

Shnitted

The feeling of you being trash and tired but not the tired of 'I didn't sleep well last night' the tired " I am done with fucking everything I need a fucking vacation in Jamaica or something" tired.

Common Asshole- What is up with you today dude you are so blah looking.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.

by casterfields August 15, 2016