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Shake Hands With the President

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006
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car shake

a phrase translated directly from Chinese, means having sex in a car. in chinese it's called "che zhen". che = car, and zhen = shake. so....
A: you heard of it? Drew and Jake got caught in a car shake by university police

B: that's.... too bad for both of them.
by as;ogifa;o April 1, 2011
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Shake My Egg

A term used for the action of having sex or jerking off
‘Babe come and shake my egg I’m sexually frustrated
‘I heard Azario shook Tom’s egg in the girls bathroom earlier
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Shakaya

shakaya is the most beautiful girl in the world. she has the kindest heart and she’s really honest. she understands people and always know when they aren’t ok. she is very smart. don’t ever let go of your shakaya. and she is a real thiccc queen with the biggest ass and tits.
omg is that shakaya, i love her!
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shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
by spideyskin May 9, 2021
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leg shake

That moment when you eat her out and she hit a climax (which is basically an orgasm ) and her legs shake, if her legs shake that’s a good sign that means you’re about to make her cum
Leg shake
Boy: imma dick you down tonight
Girl: ok
**Later that night**

Girl: moans*
Boy: you like that!
Girl: Yes *legs shaking*
by Catsarebetterthandogs January 18, 2020
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soggy shake

Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.
I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.
by StephanieLaurenAllen July 6, 2008
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