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The Shawcross

The Shawcross is the entity that eats your food out of the fridge or biscuit cupboard. Some believe he exists only in legend, however equally others say that they knew they had half a fruit cake in the cupboard which has now mysteriously disappeared.
In some cultures, The Shawcross is also blamed for the loss of one sock out of a pair - especially when you know you DEFINITELY put two in the washing machine.
John "WTF ! I had half a Christmas cake in the bread tin which I've been looking forward to all day... Have YOU eaten it Tim you fucker??"
Tim "No - maybe we've been visited by legendary food thief... The Shawcross!!!"
John "Grrrrrrr!!"
by Schmilliemoo April 21, 2011
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Anna Howard Shaw day

Anna Howard Shaw was a leader in the women's suffrage movement and the first ordained female methodist minister in the United States.

Her birthday also happens to be on February 14th -- also known as valentine's day. In the show 30 rock, Liz Lemon renames "Valentine's day" with "Anna Howard Shaw day" to equate the holiday with woman power instead of celebrating being in a relationship.
Pete: So you are not going to buy any of my daughter's cookies for valentine's day?
Liz:No, I'll buy some cookies. But not for Valentine's Day. Instead, these cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette. Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to you.
by justgowithit2008 February 14, 2013
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shawerma

slices of beef / chicken that is kooked on a rotating skew
you wanna go grab some shawerma?
by Samoora May 16, 2006
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shawg

1.Shawg meaning that's "Sadd"
2.Used after "Dissing" somebody
"Dude, your ugly"
" Shawg "
by J-Dawggg July 3, 2006
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shaw rider

when you used to roll up and down crenshaw blvd, where you can see the most flippin lo-lo's and fancy cars passing by
if you dwell in compton, watts and especially south central areas, you like to roll your shit down the 'shaw, never stop flossn and flexn, uz a shaw rider just like any teen here who owns a ride
by Swoopa March 4, 2009
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Shawanda

She is a #pretty #loyal #swag and #funny person she is very loyal if you had her you will want her for the rest of your life
Don't break Shawanda heart or it will be a flood of tears
by Shawanda August 28, 2017
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Shawaiz

Shawaiz is a guy with the most massive cock in the world. Smart asf and got nice hair. Hes loyal and a sex machine.
“Hey is your name Shawaiz, can you please fuck me with your huge black cock?”
by Emma.uwu February 18, 2022
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