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Erect Then Shag

Slander name for Erik Ten Hag, manager of Manchester United.

He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.
Ten Hag: Harry Maguire is still a part of our project.

Man Utd fan: Erect Then Shag is on fraudwatch
by Bandz The Lord July 30, 2023
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Shag-mate

The person who you regularly hook up with not to the point of emotional connection but more than a booty call.
I normally tell the guy to leave in the morning but I recently upgraded him from booty call to shag-mate.
by Matthew Nguyen July 11, 2019
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sorbet shag

That short-term, meaningless relationship you have directly after a long-term relationship has ended - intended, like a sorbet, to get the taste of the last meal out of your mouth before moving on to the next course.
First dude "You've jumped into a new relationship pretty quickly - are you sure you're not on the rebound?"
Second dude "Oh, it's not a REAL relationship - she's just a sorbet shag."
by dom Kaos April 24, 2008
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Shagadenia

Person 1: Did you have a threesome?
Person 2: Shagadenia!
by jumperK November 27, 2012
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Schlägmän

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"
me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"
by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022
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Bible Shag

Dan Dan (during Bible Shag): OH GOD! JESUS! HOLY FREAKING VIRGIN MOTHER OF CHRIST!
by Rediculously January 18, 2009
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shag muffin

It means that you're hot and sexy, and also good enough to eat!
Person A: You're such a shag muffin!

Person B: Thanks!
by lil_sis January 22, 2006
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