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Sheffield Sick Pie

Following the Sheffield Shagpile, the partner being shagged in the ass, who now finds sick in their hair and dripping down their face, after they shat on their partner, also throws up combining the sick with that of their partners. Unfortunately there is no easy means of cleaning this up so you take the plunge and eat this Sheffield Sick Pie.
Oli had done a Sheffield Shagpile with Ben and now feels ill as Bens sick is dripping down his chin. Oli is sick into the sick that belongs to Ben, but his water has been cut off and he has no way of cleaning the mess. Oli decides it is best to have a Sheffield Sick Pie as his real lover Russ is due round later.
by kjk72 October 8, 2008
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sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.
Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh
by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013
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Sheffield Wednesday

Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY
by youreds May 23, 2023
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Sheffield Steelers

english ice hockey team who are currently en route to winning the league this season. they are the most hated team in the league and they have a rivalry with the nottingham panthers for some reason. usually people refer to them as the squealers, which makes sense
Sheffield Steelers look very likely to win the EIHL this season
by big fat tubby March 3, 2024
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Sheffield bidet

The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.
Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.
by Mrs Miggins September 10, 2024
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Dirty Sheffield

When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.

Thus, excusing the no payment.

Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....

Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012
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University of Sheffield

The only uni in Sheffield. There's something else that claims to be a uni, but it's full of cousin fucking dimwits.

It's all city based so be prepared to get mown down by cars whose drivers are so deficient in mental capacity that they cannot read basic road signs.

The Diamond is a piece of shit. Don't believe the hype. The people running it don't even know how to set the inside temperature..............

Overall, a great place to study, have a blast, and party if the coons from Hallam uni aren't fucking dying in the Students Union.
Student 1: I love being at uni.
Student 2: Cool, Hallam?
Student 1: No, University of Sheffield
Student 2: Oh.
Student 1: You're a retard aren't you?
by silbermond May 15, 2018
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