Shaolin Monk

Born out of necessity, a true follower of the worlds oldest and most complete system of martial arts. They are put through some of the most grueling and demanding training at the Buddhist Songshan temple in China, Austria, or New York, where ever they happen to be, which in the end has produced some of the most skilled and talented warriors this world has ever had the privilege of beholding.

These guys do iron groin training...sounds like time for an image search, eh?

Oh man! I made fun of that bald guy in the orange robe and he put his big toe through my chode.

You - oh master i wish to be a shaolin monk!

Shaolin Monk - yes student that will be fifty dollars.

You - ....

Shaolin Monk - CHEEYAH!!!!!!!!

You - *dead*

by Galvin Blascock March 24, 2007

shakola

Man in charge, like a pimp, boss, head of a crew or clique.

What's up big balla, shakola?

by Shane Gill December 19, 2006

Shaolin

Staten Island, New York. Proclaimed Shaolin by the rap group, "The Wu-Tang Clan".

"I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
At second hands, moms bounced on old man
So then we moved to Shaolin land"

C.R.E.A.M
The Wu-Tang Clan

by Robert F. Diggs July 23, 2006

shamolla

A person known for his links with the Gay Scene, Parties, and abnormal drug abuse

Wheres the party at?? Is Shamolla there??

by Kremlin Belfast June 13, 2007

shapoppin

shapoppin'- something is popping, amazing or outstanding.

girl: damn.. im shapoppinnn'. (imagine shes looking at a picture of herself and saying this

by angstiesteen February 16, 2017

shaolin motherfucker

Someone who does cool shit without a thought for their friends.

Origin: A long time ago, one half of a pair of broheims bought a ticket to a theatre show of Shaolin Monks doing all sorts of nasty kung-fu shiznit...and didn't invite his blood. When the truth came out, the backstabbed Brother From Another Mother exclaimed 'Shaolin, motherfucker'.

Oli: You won't believe what Dalan and Fiona did while I was at my parents' place visiting my dying grandmother!
Radwan: What?
Oli: They went to watch The Marine.
Radwan: They didn't ask you if you wanted to go?
Oli: Hell no, they kept it lower than Britney's underwear.
Radwan: What a pair of shaolin motherfuckers!

by Oliver Denton January 6, 2008

Shapla

the epitome of perfect. She is simply the most intelligent, beautiful and kindest type of girl. When shes around everyone knows it. She has a great sense of humour and an attitude thats not easy to forget. Shapla may not be your average girl or easy to please either. Shapla is one and only.

Adam: dude, i just cant get over that girl.

James: shes not another SHAPLA is she?

by b_90 May 24, 2010