A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.
You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!
by bionixcommand June 26, 2010
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Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David
by Clorox_Bleach April 26, 2016
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1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.

2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.

3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.

4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.

5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.

6. You don't know my struggle
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"

2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."

Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
by Cameron Bell July 27, 2012
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shoot me drug

a drug that, once possessed, will motivate other individuals to take actions up to and including shooting the drug's possessor, in order to gain possession of the drug
That oxy is a shoot me drug
by Chris from Cal January 02, 2017
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shoot on me

To insult someone jokingly or non-jokingly. (Origin - Los Angeles, California)

To roast
Daquan: You look like a thumb, my guy.
Unique: I know! With her long neck, a**.
Me: Aw, here we go. Why y'all always gotta shoot on me.
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SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.
Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**
by ZuiyOTF47 July 21, 2022
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