by Sumaybe February 8, 2021
Get the shoot me in the club mug.An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.
Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.
by ephemerae December 9, 2004
Get the just shoot me mug.A phrase used to basically say "Whatever", "I don't give a fuck", or a sarcastic "Well Excuuuuuse me".
Often said in response to somebody pointing out the fact that one is wrong in a matter that is of total unimportance.
Often said in response to somebody pointing out the fact that one is wrong in a matter that is of total unimportance.
Person 1 - Actually you're wrong. Now Neptune is the farthest planet from the sun.
Person 2 - So shoot me.
Person 2 - So shoot me.
by rabblerouser August 19, 2006
Get the so shoot me mug.by Saturos November 8, 2003
Get the why'd ya shoot me? mug.A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.
by bionixcommand June 28, 2010
Get the You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS! mug.This is an expression of extreme frustration. Synonymous with FUCK and TITS
Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.
Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.
Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.
Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.
1-I can't fucking do this shit
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me
OR...
1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.
OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)
1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me
OR...
1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.
OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)
1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.
by ModernMan2011 December 31, 2011
Get the Just Fucking Shoot Me mug.Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.
Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.
Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.
Mary: it’s white.
Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.
Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.
Mary: it’s white.
Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.
by Hypie November 22, 2021
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