Saturated session

When there's not enough pot or hash to go around in a session with too many people, and as a result the session is wasted with no one getting high.
This situation usually occurs because of uninvited fiends who were not part of the equation to begin with.

Stoner Guy: Hey, let's smoke up this shit. It's just enough to make one jay for both of us.
Stoner Dude: Okay... oh shit, don't look now but here comes a fiend.
Fiend: Hey, are you guys rolling up? Awesome, I wanna have some.
Stoner Guy and Dude: Great, another saturated session. Bummer.

by Jerkmeister March 14, 2009

Sexducated

Sex education, or being educated in sexual activities. Can be used as under-sexducated as well.

John: Hey, man! Have you checked out her? She has massive burger nips!
Joe: Ugh... I don't know what a burger nip is! I feel so under-sexducated.

by LardDude32 March 10, 2011

saturated fat

McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc.

Kid: Hey mum look at that fat kid! Mum: LOL!

by Adrian Harding November 2, 2004

Seperated

when things are far apart
When your eyebrows no longer want you

distance

Bye

Sidney groombridges eyebrows are dead ass seperated
Sidney groombridges eyebrows are slowly seperating from eachother, they got a divorce

by Bitc.hh September 14, 2016

sexucate

Sex education

Amy Jo sexucated Maria.

by AjoK10 February 24, 2014

Saturated Fuck

A person who can be described as a fuck, but at a higher dosage.

The man who cut in line was a highly saturated fuck.

by CurvyPickle November 20, 2019

saturated cloth

When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.

Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.

by Wolfpack2011 July 9, 2020