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how to have intense sex with your fbi agent 

You tell them that they have big gae and they will get C O S M I C B O N E R
I need to know how to have intense sex with your fbi agent bro.

Have sex with your teacher for extra credit day 

March 10

This is the day each year where you can bang your teacher and they have to give you extra credit.
Its Have Sex With Your Teacher for Extra Credit day. Get over here Mrs. G

Have sex with your ex 

Hey, Rebecca.

Hey, Ethan.

Do you know what day it is?

Know what day is it

Have sex with your ex day can fuck me?

National Have Sex With Your Friend Day 

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).
You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure

National have sex with your boyfriend day 

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)
"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary 

Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.
A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all