The Seminole

A sexually transmitted disease (STD) contracted only by students attending Florida State University in Tallahassee, Florida.

It is an amalgamation of every sexually transmitted disease known to mankind contracted by FSU students who engage in coitus and other promiscuous activities on the FSU campus with multiple partners.

Its epidemiology shows that it is most common among students involved in Greek Life and all other students who just party really damn hard.

John: "God damn, pull out my racks! I have those love pains in my groin and these nasty painful discharges...and a high fever...and weird spots on my skin....and bugs crawling in my pubic hairs."

Laura: "Sounds like you've got The Seminole!"

John: "Damn my life of seediness and debauchery!"

by Crater, Esq. February 3, 2012

south seminole academy

a shitty school that is full of ghetto white people. dr. c thinks that adding “Academy” will make it sound amazing, but its not. the girls bathroom on 3rd floor doesnt have mirrors or a little counter anymore, why u ask? bc someones big fat ass sat on it and broke it. and in 1st floor girls bathroom doesn’t have a door in the big stall, why? bc someone decided to take the hinges off. the stairwell near ms s and mrs o is falling apart. the ceiling is literally falling, baseboards r being ripped off, and someone put silly string everywhere!! oh and earlier in the year someone spilt baby oil on the floor on 3rd floor and one of the stairwells, i thought i was gonna die bc people was falling everywhere i looked . OH AND, half of the stairwells smell like grandma pussy and bounce that ass. bro and someone get that elevator fixed, shit always break. AND THE FOOD, my friend literally took a bite of a chicken sandwich and it was RAW. oh and the milk was spoiled.

im so happy that tmr is my last day 😛. sorry all yall 6th and 7th graders.. have fun in hell for 2/1 more years. oh and the incoming 6th graders

someone: dude someone broke a toilet at my school..

someone else: oh you must go to south seminole academy!!

someone: yes! howd u know!?!?

someone else: bc that place is ghetto as fuck .

by ifuckinghateeveryone May 24, 2023

Seminore

The practice of ignoring ones Ho'(s) to a certain extent.

I have a ho that's overly obsessed. She doesn't get the fact that i don't want a relationship. So i "ween" her off of me by not replying to her messages. And i stay invisible on AIM to avoid her, but once in a while i'll give her a quick minute of my time. In this manner i seminore her... get it Semi-ignore

by cippo da great April 25, 2007

seminoles

what FSU uses for their mascot. Pretty much is a reflection of the their stupidity and lower class because infact the seminoles were a mut tribe... don't think this is the truth... look it up, they actaully teach you this in upper end universities. Seminoles were in fact a group of indians, some from over here and there, as well as almost 60%runaway slaves... interesting! makes you think... oh wait no thinking isnt an option at FSU

that is one sketchy person, must be a seminole!

by ralph July 15, 2006

seminoles

The native mut-indians that once roamed this great continent before the white devil came. Subsequent inter-breeding of the Seminoles and the new white devil race gave rise to the majority of White Trash/Red-Neck people that now inhabit all of Florida. From these people have come NASCAR, hence why they are Punished on a regular basis by Tropical storms and now even by the NCAA!!

I wish the Seminole Natives would have kept their Bow and Arrows under their loin cloths, Florida football and NASCAR really suck balls!

by Adrain Armello July 15, 2006

Seminoled

When a man strikes a woman.

The football player was arrested after he seminoled his girlfriend.

by Peezers August 1, 2015

seminoled

to hit a girl, specifically a guy hitting a girl.

The FSU football player seminoled his girlfriend at the party.

by Peezers August 5, 2015