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Seahawk

To royaly fuck up a lucky, simple, enviable, and/or glorious situation
The Seahawks really Seahawked when they called that pass play
by legit_hitler February 2, 2015
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Seattle Seahawk

When you shit on a person(or partner) from a considerable altitude during any sexual act with or without their initial consent. The Seahawk coming from a high altitude and since seattle is always rainy, the shit from a seahawk relates to the rainy season from Seattle thus meaning when you Seattle Seahawk someone you shit on them like rain from a considerable altitude.
BJ: Dang i was boning this party girl the other night and she asked me to get freaky.
Danger: Yeah wat did she want?
Bowser: Dont tell me a boston pancake?
BJ:Na, She asked me to Seattle Seahawk her from the top of her closet!
Danger:You serious dawg??
Boswer: Did you?
BJ: Fuck Yes!!!
by BtotheJay January 28, 2010
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Seahawked

To steal someones phone whith out them knowing and hack into their facebook page and write an embarrassing profile status.
Did you see Johnnys facebook today? His status said "I just shit my pants in my new car and now the seats are ruined"... hahaha!! He totally got Seahawked by Kara!
by angiesdancin July 19, 2011
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Seahawked

Doing something incredible followed by something absolutely retarded.
You totally seahawked it with that chick. You told her how pretty and amazing she was while staring at another chick's ass.
by thomaspaine February 1, 2015
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Seahawk

When an individual whether involuntary or voluntary eavesdrops a conversation, within a circle of friends or another area. This technique includes talking to another friend, but really listening to the other conversation, looking at blindspot but still listening to the conversation, etc. This stance is called ¨being perched¨like a sea hawk with his/her eyes directly fixed on the target.

PS. When discovering such Seahawks, one can do an osprey/eagle/hawk sound in order to notify the sea hawk of his actions.
Person #1. Hey man what did you do this weekend ?

Person #2. Not much, what did you do?

( Friend #2 noticies potential seahawk and looks at him, while this is happening, the seahawk looks to the other way)

Person #1, I`ll tell you later, there is a SEA-HAWK nearby...
by Don Invent , A.H March 10, 2011
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Seahawk fan

A Seahawk fan is a bandwagon that lies and is known as a cunt world wide
by Tony the sky September 18, 2016
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Seahawk

When an individual whether involuntary or involuntary eavesdrops a conversation, within a circle of friends or another area. This technique includes talking to another friend, but really listening to the other conversation, looking at blindspot but still listening to the conversation, etc. This stance is called ¨being perched¨like a sea hawk with his/her eyes directly fixed on the target.

PS. When discovering such Seahawks, one can do an osprey/eagle/hawk sound in order to notify the sea hawk of his actions.
Person #1. Hey man what did you do this weekend ?
Person #2. Not much, what did you do?
( Friend #2 noticies potential seahawk and looks at him, while this is happening, the seahawk looks to the other way)
Person #1, I`ll tell you later, there is a SEA-HAWK nearby...
by Don Invent , A.H March 10, 2011
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