Scrambled Eggs 

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

Scrambled Eggs by Pimp Jude January 20, 2007

Georgia Scrambled Eggs 

Opening the lips of a womans vagina and vomiting in them, then using that vomit as a lubricant.

she asked for an order of Georgia Scrambled Eggs, so I gave it to her.

Georgia Scrambled Eggs by Georgia Scrambler July 25, 2008

scrambled eggs 

Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.

My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.

scrambled eggs by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007

Scrambled Eggs 

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

Scrambled Eggs by Pimp Jude December 13, 2008

Scrambled eggs 

Burning poop in a paper bag on someones doorstep.

Let's give Mr. Jefferson some scrambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs by Dirty Harry April 2, 2003

scrmbled eggs 

Second prize

You get your hole back at her place?
No, scrambled eggs and a Sunday Herald though!

scrmbled eggs by Rab Ha July 2, 2004

Scrambled Eggs 

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

Scrambled Eggs by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018