bobbing for scrotum sauce

a sport where a female gracefully hugs a penis with her lips and mouth. she then bobs up and down until she she lands upon the scrotum sauce. this sport is popular for males to experience. also know as skull

"We're here live in Slumps room where bobbing for scrotum sauce is taking place. So Slump what is the name of this contestant whos face is stuck to your penis, I dont want to interupt her"

"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."

(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"

"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."

"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."

"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids their grrrreat!!

by Slump June 21, 2004

scrotum clap

When a man thrusts his hips forward and back roughly so his scrotum swings back and slaps off of his ass, making a clapping noise.

"I was dancing in the shower and my mom could hear my scrotum claps."

"Damn, Maynard your scrotum claps be loud!"

by Nate & Barry September 8, 2005

scrotum soldier

An original term devised by myself to refer to a homosexual male.

"I wouldn't bend over in front of him. That guy is a real scrotum soldier, and he might see your butt as his next tour of duty."

by bigjimdx May 15, 2005

werewolf scrotum

noun: an especially hirsute scrotum

Bill suffered from an acute case of werewolf scrotum

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

Scrotum to the Totem

To aggressively pursue; to approach a challenege with tenacity, especially in the Pacific Northwest. See also, "Balls to the Wall."

The chief expects me to deliver at the Vancouver sales conference next month, so it's all "Scrotum to the Totem" until the 30th!!

by sushi pole May 31, 2010

Scrotuminium

(Scrotum and Condominium) Is a dwelling between your penis and your rectum where all your sexual disease get to stay free of charge. No lease requirement.

Little Johnny went out to the bar one night and had a few too many tall boys and caused him to have beer goggles, which in turn lead to him taking home a swamp donkey. He usually catches the majority of diseases because cheap living expenses in his "Scrotuminium" are so appealing.

by JohnnyGoDeeper November 18, 2013

scrotum totum

Another name for a penis,cock,shaft,knob,tallywhacker,weiner ect ect
'totum' being an long tall pole that north American Indians used to dance around(totum pole)

I had a filthy bird last night ,I pulled my scrotum totum of her mouth on the vinegar strokes and spooged all in her hair

by Adam the definer ! June 12, 2015