scraping wallpaper

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.

Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"

by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

screening

is the act of seeing someone's name (someone is calling you) on your cellephone screen and deciding not to answer for whatever reason.

are you guys screening my calls? i tried to reach you a couple of times but nobody answered

by chagra April 28, 2015

screaming piss

The act of drinking large quantities of alcohol during the course of a night out.

Have you seen Daragh today?
No, and we won't because he was out on the screaming piss last night.

by DonBishop July 22, 2012

screaming, crying, throwing up

A phrase used to express ones strong emotions, negative or positive, in reaction to something.

OR

Louis tomlinson when Lana del rey won’t let him take her child

Lana del rey: Louis for the last time you can not keep kidnapping my daughter
Louis Tomlinson: SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP *literally*

by taylana<3 January 8, 2023

screaming seagul

When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you pull out, breadcrumb your penis in sand, and put it back in

go figure

by The Markness January 9, 2004

screaming shits

another word for butt mud, or diarriha, either way, it is sick as hell

dude, i ate at that mexican place a week ago, jesus i still have the screaming shits

by sam r i April 12, 2005

Screaming BJ

When a woman, slowly makes her way to her knees to give you oral pleasure, opens her eyes and mouth as wide as possible and screams like a god damn banshee. The only way to silence this beast is penis tonsils.

Tis dangerous to receive a screaming BJ from that foul creature, she may pop your sack whilst doing so.

by fartcheese Mcspoonass March 9, 2010