kidney scraper

n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.

Wow! I mean, I've seen some big cocks, but that thing really is a kidney scraper!

by kornhole February 3, 2005

grease scraper

A friend who gets you out of a situation where a fat chick is trying to hook up with you.

Matt get down here! I'm stuck between two fat chicks trying to take me home. I need a grease scraper to get out of this!

by The Boc January 19, 2014

Weed Scraper

A stoner who is broke as fuck so they desperately scrape every bit of weed particle from their grinders every single day till the next time they can buy more

Bobby: shut up fat bitch
Shmurda: atleast I’m not broke you dirty weed scraper

by Bootedbeus May 20, 2023

Cunt Scraper

Technical name for Gynaecologist

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.

by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010

Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.

Matt: “So I was fingering this girl the other day and it turns out she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”

by Jeff_- December 13, 2020

pit scraper

A mostly used up stick of deodorant that is used instead of being thrown away.

John forgot to buy new deodorant and reluctantly had to use his pit scraper.

by Mainefish March 29, 2010

cum scraper

A guy who knows his cum dumpster girlfriend is cheating on him and like an idiot continues to date her.

"Are you still chillin with that fuckin whore?"

"Ya, she only banged him five times so what?"

"Your gonna be scrapin the cum off of her you cum scraper"

by sketchnutz November 16, 2009