Scottsdale Ghoul

A woman in her late 40's who looks twenty years older due to agressive tanning and heavy alcohol abuse. Other diagnostic criteria for Scottsdale ghouls may include ridiculously thick, bright eye shadow, heavy foundation that is usually two shades darker than their carcinogenic tan, and bleached teeth that match their hair color. While Scottsdale Ghouls are not restricted to the Scottsdale, Arizona region, the name did originate there.

Diane is only 48?! She looks like she's in her 60's! She needs to lay off the fake and bake.and cut back on that blue eyeshadow too. She's starting to look like a total Scottsdale Ghoul.

by IndieGal August 15, 2011

Scottsdale Seltzer

When you crush up Oxycodone and sprinkle the bits into a high quality grape juice.

My doctor likes to give me a refreshing Scottsdale Seltzer before giving blood in order to calm my nerves.

by Aniraf March 25, 2021

scotsmary

Scotsmary is an underrated editor and she is very pretty and her edits are awesome

Scotsmary is a great editor

by Sugarscrubs February 20, 2022

Scottsdale

Biggest city in Arizona. There is a higher percentage of upper middle class citizens than in other cities, but not in a good way. It just creates a bunch of upper middle class kids who are dilletante alcoholics, dilletante pot-smokers, wiggers, or self-proclaimed punks. However, it isn't a desert here like everyone thinks. All the suburban areas have lots of grass, and the only places with no vegetation are the areas being cleared out for new buildings.

I am watching a rumble between white kids who wear clothes that are too big and white kids who wear clothes that are too small. Don't try to fit it. It's Scottsdale.

by 6:47 AM June 10, 2005

south scottsdale

often mistaken for north scottsdale, south scottsdale is neither snobby nor rich. it has one of the highest populations of illegal mexicans and meth users in arizona. it is often referred to as the ghetto, south side, the slums of scottsdale, and has an obnoxious amount of baby-faced pre-teens flashing blood and crip gang signs like attention-starved blondes at mardi gras.

jimmy: "hey billy, lets go to south scottsdale and buy some unecessarily expensive vitamin water!

billy: "alright jimmy, since everyone knows that it's rich and snobby over there. let's go!"

random mexican walks over, flashes some gang signs like he's having a seizure, and shoots jimmy.

billy: oh no, jimmy!

mexican flashes more gang signs and hands billy some meth.

billy: ....

by luna_ August 5, 2008

Scottsman

The taking of the last two drags of a shared cigarette.

Dude #1 takes a drag of a cigarette and offers the last two drags to Dude #2.

Dude #1: "Kill't, Scottsman?"

Dude #2: "Thanks Dude #1."

by nevillerogers May 3, 2009

Scottsdale Snobbs

People that think prestiougsley of themselfs they all drive Mercerdez-Benz and wear their Juicy Coture jumpsuits in 100 degrees. They all act dumb and amazingly brunett but there are blondes sprinkled in. AKA Btches! Proably the same at Chatswin in Suburgatory!

I'm a Scottsdalian Scottsdale Snobbs!

by Tells The BAre Truth November 6, 2012