Bloody Schwartz

While ass-fucking a bitch as hard as you can, shove a dreidel in her pussy and twist as hard as possible, and keep pushing in, until blood is spewing from both holes.

Note: Practiced mostly in the Jewish community.

I punished that bitch last night, I gave her the old fuckin Bloody Schwartz.

by Ned Sanders December 12, 2008

Holly Schwartz

A piece of Heaven on earth, from a small town in Oklahoma.

“You are such a Holly Schwartz! I’m gonna marry you one day.”

by CV79 October 28, 2022

Mr Schwartz

a literal god , he is the reincarnation of Jesus and is to sexy to comprehend . he was caught having you know what with his nephew (a minor) but we all know it was a deepfake. currently in the campell county detention center with his fiancé tyrone.

I love mr Schwartz

by apex_yaknow August 31, 2022

Henry Schwartz

Tends to like your cut "g"

Henry Schwartz thinks your cut is nice.

by Hemzy1 October 08, 2020

ben schwartz

ben schwartz is one of the greatest and funniest human being of all time. he was born in 1981 on september 15th. he also has a sister. k bye

someone: hey who is that cute jewish improver with great hair??

him?? oh thats just beaker..i mean ben schwartz.

by uwuuwuwuwuwuuwuwwuwuw July 16, 2022

Tom Schwartz

An otherwise decent looking man who wears muumuus and does stupid things

“Tom Schwartz would be so attractive if he wasn’t best friends with Porn Stache Sandy”

by ShiShu May 08, 2023

Marty Schwartz

a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men

yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial

by hobomelon January 23, 2021