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Schoolers Pledge

The silent pledge all grade schoolers take to never crap in a school toilet.
"I really gotta go, but I took the pledge."
by John Mahoney October 28, 2004
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High Schoolers

High Schoolers: Teens who attend high school. Only it's more than that. High Schoolers have gone through the growing up of elementary school, the awkwardness of middle school, and are now pathfinding in high school. This shit's hard. Not a single kid has everything figured out. High school is the time for kids to discover themselves. Sometimes this means they will drink, smoke, wake up hungover, stay out until 2 am, hook up with people who they have no future with, and so fucking much more. But you can't blame them. They are just trying to figure out what their point is on this hell hole, what to stay away from, and what to keep doing. They will be depressed. Because hormones. You will see these teens falling in love with people who you would never expect to see them with. Don't fuck with them about it. They know what they're doing and love is inexplainable. If you sat down for just a second to remember your high school years, you'd soon realize you had the same rebellious feelings that High Schoolers do. Just let them live their lives. Let them make the most of it. Because you're only young for so long. Now is the time to learn.
"Stupid High Schoolers throwing that party next door! They should be studying hard."
"Yeah but you were that dumb once too, right?"
by obawsome November 27, 2017
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Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.
"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"
by Excelsior December 28, 2005
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Schooker

Jess Gondolfo is a dirty schooker
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Schooler

One who "schools" (see Schooled)

Schoolers' victims are known as Schoolee (see Schoolee)
Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class in!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*
by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010
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high schoolers

misunderstood and a highly complicated group of immature teenagers in a higher education standard, but do not seem to take the option, who live by their standards no matter if or when rules apply. popular names for these group of kids are hooligans, juveniles, brats, etc.
"mark, who stole the mailbox again?"

" ugh, its those damn high schoolers down the road. i oughta call the cops on them. "

" oh dont bother, there just some rotten kids."
by jacque. December 18, 2008
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Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.
Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops
by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020
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