Schmib

When you're being asked to make an easy decision but you're too awkward to answer.

"Nandos or somewhere else"
"You decide."
"No YOU decide."
"Errr Schmib."
*proceed to cringe, slowly die of embarrassment, never leave your room or speak to people outside of the internet again*

by You-know-you-have-no-life™ August 7, 2016

schnickerdoodle

Anus, asshole

After eating jalapeños, I got ring sting on my schnickerdoodle!

by Renegro.de.AnthonyNM December 3, 2020

Schlibbidy

A word coined by an anonymous Puerto Rican from Florida.

Noun:
Sexual intercourse or any sort of sexual conduct that involves bodily fluids. Generally used in place of the word "sex". The fluids themselves are referred to as "schlibbidy deet"

Adjective:
Synonymous and interchangeable with "cool", "great", "awesome", or any other positively reinforcing remark. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being sexual in nature. Using "schlibbidy deet" in this context is usually a replacement for the word "coom", indicating excitement.

Given that the word is usually used as an exclamation, it can also be used to mean literally anything depending on the context, similar to any curse word. It is, however, usually used in one of the ways listed above.

"There was a lot of schlibbidy happening at her place last night."

"I'm going to meet up with my friend tonight and get schlibbidy."

"I heard you just landed a new job! That's pretty schlibbidy! Congrats!"

*Pulls out and ejaculates a large volume of semen*
"There's schlibbidy deet everywhere!!!"

by Mr. Schlibbidy February 24, 2022

Schnebit

A term of endearment

What's up schnebit, how you doing?

by Schnebit January 11, 2023

steven schibi

Assistant principal at HVRHS. Just like the school itself he is a very shitty person. he couldn’t give 2 fucks less about your mental health it’s all about finding that nicotine and dab pens. he’s constantly up everyone’s ass and he’s always searching people. short story: {he’s an asshole}

Steven schibi is gay.
black men fuck steven schibi in the ass

by stoner bitchassssss December 17, 2019

schnide

A scoreless, hitless or winless streak. A team or player gets off the schnide when the streak is broken.

After starting the season 0-5, the Raiders got off the schnide with a win over the Cardinals.

by j-nine October 30, 2006

Schnable

Schnable,Schnabel- pron. (Shh-N'a'-Bull)- Of German Jewish origin. Has two meanings in Yiddish A) teller of tall tales and B) Heyy. In English it is describing a man with a horseshoe haircut, suffer from unusual panic attacks, a strongly stubborn individual, eats cereal in a bag with milk poured in it, smells funny or odd, works for free but complains to others that he's broke, claims to have killed a bear with his bare hands on a NJ highway (route 23 to be exact), Froze to death and was revived, stabbed in the heart and was supposd to die but didn't, frequently telling tall tales,often blurts out "HEYY" at any given moment, is thought to suffer from a manic mental disorder, is also rumored to have super powers. It is believed that his powers are : being able to panic on site, jump 3 1/2 feet high straight up in the air with arms totally motionless, shit on command, has a set number of lives (ex. 9 lives). It is also speculated that when he uses his powers he loses his hair.

Short phrases: Schneebs, Schneeblee, HEYY, Neebs, Neeble, Schnana.

Ex. 1
"Customer: Sir, i need help with a printer.
Associate: What did you need to know?
Customer: Does this printer come with a fax machine?
Associate: HEYY!!!
Customer: Excuse me?
Associate 2: Dude you just pulled a Schneebs!

Ex. 2

HEYY, guys I'm Nick Schnabel!

Ex. 3

Man who u fink you are, Schnable?

Ex. 4
Ready when Schnable!

by Pete Oosin August 7, 2009