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When you're being asked to make an easy decision but you're too awkward to answer.
"Nandos or somewhere else"
"You decide."
"No YOU decide."
"Errr Schmib."
*proceed to cringe, slowly die of embarrassment, never leave your room or speak to people outside of the internet again*
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Schmib is the definition of awesome, nothing can compare to the awesomeness of Schmib!!!
Holy Schmib that was sweet!!!!

This place is blessed, Schmib was here!!!
by Bobbie Dilbert Johnson November 08, 2013
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