You-know-you-have-no-life™'s definitions

Schmib

When you're being asked to make an easy decision but you're too awkward to answer.

"Nandos or somewhere else"
"You decide."
"No YOU decide."
"Errr Schmib."
*proceed to cringe, slowly die of embarrassment, never leave your room or speak to people outside of the internet again*

by You-know-you-have-no-life™ August 7, 2016