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schloperty 

the unmistakable "schloperty" sound of a turgid tallywhacker being deftly withdrawn from an extremely well lubricated lady’s front bottom.
describing a lady with a very moist vagina
john "i went a got myself hooked up with a 'ho"
fred "how much did the schloperty cost"
Dave "Damn woman!! how schloperty is your minge.."
schloperty by Arnold J Rimmer September 24, 2005
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Schloompked 

Being in a state of enhanced emotions and altered mental state due to the effect of drugs or by other means.
Last night I got so schloompked, I ate 17 packets of biscuits
Schloompked by Fishlegs11 July 15, 2011

Schloppers

Specific name for a dangerous drug, often seen in Switzerland. Not to be confused with molly
Users are called Schlopfer (pron: opfer )
Do you wanna have some Schloppers?
Wilsch´s Schloppers?
Say "NO" to Schloppers
Schloppers by Smurfmurf February 9, 2015

Schloopy Drop 

When the beat hits so frucken hard, that you piss yer britches but you’re jammin’ out so hard that you don’t realize your pants are gooey until the morning.
Guy number one: Woah dude, this time is sick

The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM

Britches: gets pissed

You: bee bopping so hard

…the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.

Schloppentoppen 

A slang term for an act of Oral Sex and play on the term "sloppy toppy". Schloppentoppen is where a horny sex partner gives a really sloppy blowjob and gobbles down the entire shaft of the penis to the base of the balls as saliva drips down the base of the cockmeat.
Open your mouth, and stuff my cock in, shut up bitch give the schloppentoppen.

schtooped 

To be fucked, either sexually or by being in a bad situation. Past tense of schtoop.
She got schtooped hardcore by her boyfriend on prom night.

I owe $1200 and I'm broke, I'm totally schtooped!
schtooped by Munster June 11, 2006

schloozer 

A cross between a Schnauzer and a loser.
Have a nice day...schloozer!
schloozer by Ssssashaaaa February 7, 2008