schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009

schLonging

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

by fly_fisher November 30, 2011

schnoggin

gutteral exclamation of pain used instead of "shit". You switch from saying "shit" to schnoggin when you see somebody who would be offended.

So one day, I was hammering nails in front of my grams, and I hit my thumb with the hammer, and I was going to say shit, but instead I said schnoggin

by map_masta_J March 28, 2005

Slogging

When a person jogs at such a slow pace it could be mistaken for walking.

Person 1: Did you pass Jannis on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yup, didnt you hear; she is the town slogger. Slogging is what she is known for.

by TKinfinity July 14, 2019

Schlonging

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.

Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.

by Anastasia Beverhausen September 30, 2005

scrogging

An act solely linked to aquatic mammals, like the whale or dolphin and any other sea creature with a blowhole. A popular pastime in Australia, especially on the East Coast. It involves beating off whilst riding atop the swimming beast and then inserting the penis into the blowhole of the creature at the point of climax, ejaculating into the animal.

Rupert: Hey! Wheres my wet suit? And my dolphin?!?
Lawrence: Yeah sorry mate, went scrogging last night, got a bit messy

by Stizzlargh February 13, 2008

Ghost shlogging

The informal verb for having sex with a ghost. Can also be ghost shlogger, defined as the person having sex with a ghost.

I saw in the news where Susan has had sex with over 20 spirits. She's been doing a lot of ghost shlogging.

by Matty Wallbanger January 23, 2019