Schartful

The Definition of schart is to fart and shit at the same time however schartful essentially means means when you schart and your pants are just over indulging with nastiness.

Oh shit I just Scharted and now my pants are up to the brim in gross schartful waste.

by serebrus January 15, 2009

scharf

simultanious shit and barf

one day i walked down the hall saw willow and i scharfed.

by feast May 14, 2009

scharf

Verb meaning to feign sleep or general exhaustion in order to avoid an awkward situation, like a date or family gathering.

I was on such a bad date the other night: The guy kept trying to put his arm around me, so I had to scharf him and pretend to fall asleep right there on the couch.

by patbenetar December 10, 2010

scarfty

ugly, repulsive, messy, out of order

The vagabonds left their camp site a scarfty mess.

by ns May 13, 2005

schraft

a human penis, generally used in the negative connotation. often slang for a printer cartridge.

see: "ginger ale"

yo dawg, i heard you like some schraft.

by schraftonite November 3, 2010

Schartt

Schartt refers to explosive drunken diarhhea that often does not end up in the toilet and all over a person's possessions.

Who has been schartting on my bed spread?

Greg schartted all over my grandmother's heirloom quilt. What a jerk.

Last night I was so drunk I schartted all over my bath mat.

by wordyliz January 14, 2011

Schmarfter

A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.

Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!

by schmarftycunt November 17, 2013