shamwich

A type of party where you typically eat cucumber sandwiches and shamrock shakes, hence the name.

Me and my friends got together on Sunday for a shamwich day.

by Masqueradex7 February 5, 2010

Samwich

A Samantha matsil

Kyle: “hey look! There’s samwich!”
Kirsten: “nah don’t talk to her, she’s lame.”

by 55gang November 13, 2018

samwich

this is how I pronounced the word "sandwich" when I was like four

Can I have a jam samwich please

by m56 February 14, 2024

Sloppy Slamwich

Dirty, nasty, typically loud sex.

“She’s such a slut. Everyone has to hear her and her boyfriend making a sloppy slamwich every night.”

by Bignigfigsquid March 19, 2020

blt samwich

a gud samich

“ay you wanna get blt samwich”
“yes”

by give me vagina June 24, 2022

Grand Slamwich

Everything that comes with Denny's grand slam, put into a sandwich instead.
This sandwich consists of (as they put it):
"Scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, ham and American cheese on artisan bread grilled with a maple spice spread."
(oh yeah, and mayonnaise they forgot to include that)
They're soooooo popularirjmsdjf

"What the hell is a grand slamwich??"
"That's everything that comes with a grand slam put into a sandwich instead"
"That sounds really nasty"
"They're very popular"
"Well I'm gonna have some pancakes"
"I'll put you down for a grand slamwich"
"I SAID I WANT PANCAKES WOMAN"
"You're all getting grand slamwiches, they're very popular"
"Ah, I don't want that crap"
"You get 2 eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread, all inside a sandwich"
"Man, that sounds awful"
"GOD DAMN IT I WANT MY PANCAKES"
"I can slip some pancakes inside your grand slamwshesh"
"NEUUUWWWW"

by iminhellplshelpahhh May 4, 2025

Swiss Cheese Samwich

A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.

Thank you! Swiss cheese samwich!

by 9av2 June 11, 2018