plum satchel

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010

weak satchels

hurtin bags of bud
under a .7 for $20

homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"

by BeevyStee March 14, 2009

cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.

'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'

by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015

magic satchel

A concept similar to hammerspace, though hammerspace is specific to cartoons. In a game, when an inventory item is stored seemingly nowhere, it is said to be put in a "magic satchel." A magic satchel can conform to any size, from a small pill to a large building.

"Dude, where the fuck did Master Chief just put his rocket launcher?"
"It's in his magic satchel, duh."

by Fresnel December 2, 2007

Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

Satchel Ass

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.

You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!

by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

by Cum sack June 14, 2013