assassination

To sit or attempt to sit on someones head or face with your bare ass. Best done skinny dipping at night with your friends.

Thanx to stympi for this one!

Assassination. Did you see that, stympi just assassinated jaz?

by Crazybread October 16, 2006

Character Assassination

Trying to destroy someone's reputation. This can be used to invalidate the person's claims after Post hoc. To project a status of moral or social inferiority on to a person and use their past to take their life away.

After my Character Assassination nobody can do any wrong around or to me. Run a sex cult in a retard house or do whatever you want to me. Mine is the only past that matters as far as they are concern and because of my past I am not allowed to participate in the present because the smug holier than thou garbage can stand to look at the face of their own hypocrisy. I display deviant behavior? It only justifies their behavior. The twist is that they don't have to be shunned for their wrong doings. They just get to hide behind their masks because the only person who knows what's behind the mask is me. And you've already been told not to listen to me. Why? Because I'm dead. My character has been assassinated. The word I speak lose all of their meaning. So, right now you think you're reading english but in reality you've been reading gibberish. My character was killed by a fat loser who works at McDonald's because they know someone who know of me.

by Hym Iam September 28, 2020

sexsassination

The act of assassination through deceiving someone into having sexual intercourse with the assassin, during which the assassin kills the victim.

I hope to be important and awesome enough to one day die by sexsassination.

by pestmeister October 17, 2012

shoe-assassination

It is what happens when shoes are thrown at one's face to manifest anger or disagreement.

There was almost a shoe-assassination when George Bush was giving a speech in Iraq.

by Barby1 March 8, 2009

presidential assassination

A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.

"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."

by marydelta September 24, 2016

assassination

1. an alcholic beverage that tase like cinnamon

2.what happens to you are your family if you cross "iceman"

3. the act of having sex with a breezy and hittin it hard enough so she has problems walking straight

1. you ask the bartender for an assassination

2. yo i got the video of iceman's assassination of ol' boy lastnight at the club

3. if you go home with a member of Hotsuey they'll put an assassination on that ass

by Shawndarius April 10, 2005

Celebrity assassination movement

A militant movement that has associations with anarchist groups and the world wealth reform movement ect. that seeks to assassinate celebrities because it is outraged that society worships them and gives then tens of millions of dollars a year while most of the people in the world live in poverty and can get the proper medical care they need , and 16,000 thousand people die of starvation somewhere in the world everyday. So, they seek to assassinate the developed worlds beloved celebrities in order to punish it for being so indifferent to the suffering of the rest of the world.

He's in the celebrity assassination movement.

by Judge dredd7 July 1, 2011