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getting sandwiches at the mall

controversial term for masturbation, used when delineating the user's masturba(tion)/(ing) without ruining the moment.
gurl: What are you two doing today?
boi: Uh... Getting sandwiches at the mall.
gurl: oh... The mall!
by Miracle Nip August 22, 2011
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Pastrami Sandwiching

When two drunk people attempt to make out at a bar, or any common place. Much like eating the same pastrami sandwich it does not work out.
Girl 1: oh geez, looks like Becky is sloshed again.

Girl 2: best go get her before she tries pastrami sandwiching that dude
by Le octagon August 1, 2016
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Peameal sandwiches

Often referred to having an "Argy Bargy", coming over for "a Peameal Sandwich" means to log onto Warzone within the next 30-45 min.
Jon typed in Discord, "Yo boys Peameal sandwiches. My place. Let's go".

Chris and Dan made a mental note to grab supper and log onto Warzone to get fucking ruined in Warzone (bc Activision's SBMM is way too overaggressive and is seemingly targeting the group for total fist-fucking every single fucking night)
by Firingblind December 11, 2020
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two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.
Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!
by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022
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Ice cream sandwiching

The act of laying on top of a girl after ejaculating onto her stomach.
Bro, I was so tired after jerking off onto Tessa's stomach that I just ended up ice cream sandwiching her after.
by Bandit of cream November 24, 2013
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Kinsey's sandwiches

The festering stench of out of date prawn cocktail sandwiches.
Upon opening the food recycling bin that had been left outside for two weeks in August Steve exclaimed: "Fuck my hat, it smells like Kinsey's sandwiches in there...".
by BallBag78 February 28, 2019
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yer da sells sandwiches

Similar to: yer da sells avon

Yoshi/Jon a true genius has made a new Scottish-Discord Originated insult. If someone says this to you, lose all hope in life.
Oi ya eejit, yer da sells sandwiches
by arrow2001 June 26, 2021
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