[San Jose] [Chili Dog] 

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.

I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!

[San Jose] [Chili Dog] by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016

San Jose 

my home town oh yes!! san jose and/or the bay area is one of the top concert going places in America.

ME-dude, lets go to a Kiss concert
Emily- No! lets go to Van Halen
Me- lets go to both!
Emily- where's my bong?

San Jose by ME June 18, 2004

San Jose 

The biggest city in the Bay Area which just happens to also have the biggest inferiority complex.

Cleveland is another.

San Jose by bobrk March 11, 2005

West San Jose

The best side of San Jose, California located just an hour south of San Francisco. It's got one of the state's top public schools, Lynbrook High School, and it is populated by upper middle class families that are either white or asian. It is the heart of Silicon Valley, and chances are, there is at least one person in each family working in either high tech or medicine. This area is entirely suburban and at the same time is incredibly sheltered from the real world.

Bob: Yo, where you from, homie?
Jack: What do you mean, "homie"?
Bob: You're hella sheltered.
Jack: It's not my fault, I'm from West San Jose...

West San Jose by HellaWestside April 27, 2006

San Jose 

A place that few people know the way to. Possibly in Northern California

Do you know the way to San Jose?

San Jose by theparkmanghost October 10, 2005

san jose 

The 10th largest city in the US in terms of population. Also it has been named "the safest big city in america" contrary to all of you oakland and sf mothafuckas who think otherwise. Also, traffic not bad for a big city and lots of parks so no smog around.

oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.

san jose by caliplaya January 26, 2006

San Jose Mullet 

An individual that has a mullet, believes it's in style, and regularly gets it permed.

Have you seen the chief? She's always had a San Jose Mullet.

San Jose Mullet by Soldier309 June 16, 2016