swording

to enter a the female form with such vigour and ferocity it feels like shes been penetrated with a 3 foot long steel samurai

"oh my gosh, i pulled this beast of man who took me back to his place and gave me a swording i'll never forget!"

by peter bamford May 15, 2006

sworded

To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.

Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!

by B-Drac August 02, 2003

sworded

To get sworded.

WHAT?! I got sworded on level 2? This is the worst game I've ever played!

by dj gs68 July 24, 2003

sworded

To be impaled, alright! But not necessarily by a knight. Any ol' buck with a huge dong can sword any willing (or unwilling) hole.

That man o' mine sworded me right in the pooper when I least expected it!

by srd August 30, 2003

SWORD

SWORD: Second Wife OR Daughter

A woman seen with a man: she is either his second wife or his daughter. It is very difficult if not impossible, to tell.

Aternative:
A young girl with an older guy. Could be his daughter or just some chick he is fucking.

In the alternative definition, the requirement that the couple be actually married is forgiven.

Frank: "Dude, that guy's daughter is smokin hot! Check that shit out!"

Steve: "Dude, I think he was rubbing her leg. She's a SWORD."

by Truckaholic May 29, 2010

sword

a long sharp object used to injure or kill people.....it can also be shoved up someone's ass.

noo!!what are you going to do with that sword??!!no no! dont shove it...(shove)ahhhhhhhhhh my ass!!you mother BEEP!

by tenles July 01, 2009

sword on sword action

When two swords hit each other on the game fortnite

Yo dude I just saw some sword on sword action

by Sword on sword action February 24, 2019