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back sweat

A man's worse nightmare. While frequent in driving, it can often occurs spontaeously when temperatures are above 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Basically from March to October you pray that no girl accidently brushes against your back and feels your moist lumbar. Likewise wearing t-shirts that clearly show your back sweat is also not advised.
"Hey man it's suppose to reach 60 today!"
"Oh crap man, back sweat is coming, i can feel it."
by Keith B. May 19, 2006
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Sweat, so you don't

There is an old saying in training elite combat troops - we make you sweat, so you don't have to bleed!
We make you sweat, so you don't have to bleed!
by I, Wreckerrr March 23, 2021
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tongue sweater

A romantic ritual of making a woman sweat through pin-point precision acts of Cunnilingus.
Cunnilingus oral sex tongue twister Bro...that girl you're dating is hot. You need to lock it down with the tongue sweater!
by DJ SPEAKERBOX March 24, 2016
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Asian Sweater Girl

An Asian girl that wears sweaters every day. Usually being obsessed by a hot guy named Ly.
Hey Ly is that the Asian Sweater girl you are obsessed with?
by WinterLy Bear September 30, 2020
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The 'crack sweat' theorem

Theory identifying the cause of a consistent, vague odour of fecal matter i.e. absolute shit, in some.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.

Proposed in 2006.
Turdpreet: 'Yo, geeza, I swear i can smell shit ya' know; like full on shit!'

Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'

Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'

Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'
by Anonymous Bosch June 13, 2012
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Sweater Gays

Sweater gays are gay men and women who are largely non-threatening to heterosexual people because their lifestyles largely emulate the heterosexual ideal. They often live in the suburbs and usually have children.
The most clear example of sweater gays is illustrated by the gay couple on "Modern Family."
by Non-Sweater Gay June 18, 2011
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bolor sweat

Extreme sweating thus requiring a towel to absorb or in desperate times a roll of toilet paper.
"I was bolor sweating after playing soccer out in the sun today."
by 1010010000100000100101 August 24, 2011
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