shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

swampers

tall rubber boots with or without a cold weather lining that are worn in swampy, muddy or wet enviroments.

"I put on my swampers to go help my buddy get his truck out of the mud"

by yooper gal April 30, 2012

Seed Swapper

Two Men swapping the man gravy ...

I just caught Chris swapping seed with Phil , they are such a seed swapper

by Burshansketer January 4, 2012

swampee

Callee. A person who is part asian and a 5th of persian.

Hey Swampee how are you?

by Cindiiii July 23, 2007

penis swapper

miguel

miguel is a penis swapper

by girlsgonedead November 5, 2017

Title Swapper

A user of filesharing programs (ie. KaZaA, Limewire, etc.) who takes joy in changing the titles of files, mostly videos, in order to trick other users into downloading the wrong thing. Looking forward to watching your newly-acquired copy of Team America: World Police which took you a whole night to download? Surprise! This joker actually made you get Catwoman instead! Surprise again! That copy of "Teen Sluts Take it Hard 5" is actually a German scheiße flick.

Title swappers are often obscured by anonymity, which makes them near impossible to track down or avoid. Nobody knows why they're willing to let other people suck up their bandwidth just for a laugh, but heed this lesson, and heed it well: always check the FILENAME, not the title, as many of them are too lazy to change that as well.

"Hey man, can you send me your copy of Spiderman 2?"
"Sure, if you want to watch Superbabies instead..."

by RealGTX April 8, 2005

Shwamper

A Tweaker, Crytal Addict. Someone who smokes, or sniffs Crystal Meth.

Dude you're Boy is a Shwamper.What's up Shwamper!Ay bro you still Shwamping?

by S.FEEZY AKA The Kid October 30, 2011