Starfuck

Ramming a christmas tree star up someones arse for pleasure.

James: "Its christmas time again Jimmy, time to get out the Christmas tree"
Jimmy: "Better clean off the star for this year"
James: "Good call, im ripe for a starfuck!"

by jimmyc2005 April 15, 2006

starfucker

Jac Vanek

Jac Vanek is famous for being a starfucker.

by olookatu August 7, 2008

starfucker

A young girl who dresses and acts provocatively in order to arouse older men.

Jenny smiled and wiggled her hips seductively, positive Angela's father would get hard seeing her dressed this way. A perfect starfucker smiled and wiggled back at her from the mirror.

by Seth February 25, 2005

starfucker

Someone who defames or harms a celebrity's image by focusing and propagating untruths or rumors about the celebrity's personal life. Hence, they fuck their star.

Diane Sawyer is a starfucker extraordinaire.

by Jablome, Heywood July 5, 2006

Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

Alaskan starfuck

When two male and female transsexuals are fucking in bed and the woman says "I CAN SEE SPACE" and the sex gets so intense that they are transported to an isolated area of the universe and are broken appart into individual atoms. They then come back together but are so sexually powerful that they become a star with the couple forever fucking within the centre. The first known case of this act happened in Alaska which is where it gets part of its name.

Person 1: You wanna know what I'm gonna do to Chantel tonight?
Person 2: Yeah ok.
Person 1: The Alaskan Starfuck.
Person 2: NO! NONONONO! YOU DONT FUCK AROUND WITH THAT SHIT MAN! ITS ANCIENT ALASKAN DARK MAGIC STUFF!
Person 1: Then this is farewell my friend. If this must be the end, forever know that our presence and being shall forever exist within the cosmos.
Person 2: Farewell.

by MURDOCISGOD June 19, 2017

Starfucker

Someone that fucks a star. Fucking obviously.

The only reason Joe wanted to work for Nasa is because he's a dirty starfucker.

by Hellyfish2 June 27, 2019