Swirly sputnik

When a girls d1sch@rge enters a boys buttcrack leading to a b*ner.

Dude, help last night my girl gave me a swirly Sputnik and it ruined my bed sheets!

by _idk_anymore_ January 18, 2021

Sputnik

Often referred to a tiny baby or newborn

Have you named your Sputnik yet?
Did you feed Sputnik?
Sputnik need to change diapers

by Son of TeeKay December 3, 2021

Sputnik Milf

There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf

- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!

by KlausBorski June 17, 2022

sputnik

thee song by hueninkai/kai kamal huening

"oh whats your favorite song?" "its dear sputnik"

by Definition queennnnnn August 10, 2021

Sputnik

The noise excessive sperm makes splashing on a surface

We both watched sputnik after I dismounted.

by Sacumd April 2, 2021

sputnik

The act of doing someone's mother in a hotel.

-How was last's night sputnik?
-What are you talking about?
-Ask your mother.

by Anochefia December 3, 2021

sputnik

What caused the decline in western toys.

Woody: "What about the gold mine, and the cute little critters, and the dynamite? It was a great show, why cancel it?"
Stinky Pete: "Two words: Sputnik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys."
Woody: "I know how that feels."

by LouBlu08 June 21, 2021