A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"
Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"
Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
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Person # 2: Why?
Person # 1: Man, Wamp is giving out the Sandusky Sombrero with Grey Goose, and you know how quick that runs out!
Person #2: Word!
Person # 2: Why?
Person # 1: Man, Wamp is giving out the Sandusky Sombrero with Grey Goose, and you know how quick that runs out!
Person #2: Word!
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example 1.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 i gotta go take a shit ill be back asap
*7minutes pass*
Guy 1: hey your toilet flush button isn't working
Guy 2: oooooh hell nooo, no somalian pool parties in this house go get a bucket and tell abdi and his friends the parties over and don't come back till they've all left.
example 2.
so I walked into this public toilet that was busy and there was this one cubicle that no one was using , so I walk up to it and before I could close the door behind me and use it, to my surprise there was a massive somalian pool party just chillin there.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 i gotta go take a shit ill be back asap
*7minutes pass*
Guy 1: hey your toilet flush button isn't working
Guy 2: oooooh hell nooo, no somalian pool parties in this house go get a bucket and tell abdi and his friends the parties over and don't come back till they've all left.
example 2.
so I walked into this public toilet that was busy and there was this one cubicle that no one was using , so I walk up to it and before I could close the door behind me and use it, to my surprise there was a massive somalian pool party just chillin there.
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