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soil yourself

Verb: to fill ones pants with faeces (bodily waste discharged through the anus) due to lack of anal muscle strength, "holding it for too long" or too much curry the previous night
"hey look jerome sat on some choclate ice cream lets all laugh at his expence"
"Thats not ice cream, Jerome i think you just soiled yourself"

soil yourself
by cai3i3age October 5, 2005
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Soiled Seconds

n.--A pair of underwear worn after someone else has already "soiled" them.

v.--Wearing a pair of underwear that has previously been worn by someone else without washing in between
Darren: Hey, bro. I'm all out of clean undies.

Mikael: It's all good, dude. Take mine.

Darren: I don't want your soiled seconds.

Pookie sticks head in: Well, I'll wear 'em...
by Chip Vanderhaagen February 23, 2012
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Soiled Mistress

A glance of disapproval, reject, disgust, or hatred. Usually given by strangers or rude friends.
Joe: She is pretty why don't you ask her out?
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.
by codliveroilman May 13, 2013
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Pussy soil

When the female is most fertile and ready for pregnancy .
The soil lookin good my dude
Time to plant the seed in her pussy soil
by Pifflebum June 23, 2017
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watering the soil

When one party, normally male, urinates into his partners anus.
Joe pulled out of Luke and urinated into his butthole as he screamed "IM WATERING THE SOIL"
by GaydanWanks May 11, 2016
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Soiled jobber

soiled jobber, A turd in which hangs off the chin after a rim job.
Man look at his chin, he's a soiled jobber
by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014
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soiled dove

a prostitute, One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts
from the movie "Brothers In Arms":
- Man, now that is one strange-ass couple. A Reverend--
- And a soiled dove
by Ahmad Mansour September 12, 2006
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