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molding smasher

a female with an exeptionaly large arse, when they try to pass through doorways there arse usually catches the moldings around the door and breaks them
jordee: holy fuck amber was at my house today she's such a molding smasher
jeremy: really???! how many doors did she go through??
by vanor February 1, 2009
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box smasher

A box is aussie slang for a vagina.

Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.
Lachlan: Are you the box smasher I've heard about?
Macca: Nah mate, I'm just the manager.
by TheRealBoxSmasher May 25, 2016
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Cod Smasher

One who neglects studies, his or her social life, or personal hygiene in order to play a rousing game of Call of Duty on his or her XBOX 360.

They can often do this all night, and get so wrapped up in the game that they reference it in day to day speech.
"You coming out, Joe?"
"Can't, sorry, I'm going home to Smash Cod. For I am a Cod Smasher."
by Dajo42.5 March 24, 2010
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twat smasher

Someone who pounds vagina excessively hard.
your a god damn twat smasher, you made me bleed from all corners of my happy hole.
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Pre-smasher

person or persons who drink up before going to a party with little or no alcohol to maximize party effectiveness.
the invite says 'No alcohol'. Oh well, let's just be pre-smashers.
by lionkidftw October 30, 2010
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Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.
John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.
by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011
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mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.
That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.
by BigSteve February 4, 2014
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