A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.
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Get the slack off mug.When a man is fucking, his pimml0r ejaculates Sacksaft while having an orgasm. "Sacksaft" is German for "juice from the bag". It references to your rather small bag called scrotum. Sacksaft is also named "Boysahne", "Wixxe" or "Splash". Do not name it "Nierenjuice" because this means "pee"!!!
"OHY Nadia I'm cummin' now ahhhh yaaaaa ohhhhh yeeeeeeeessssssss" *SPLASH SPLASH SPRITZ SPRITZ WIXX SPLASH SPLASH* "I give ya my SACKSAFT on yer Tellernippel, Ðjąðją!!!" - "Uhhh yaaaaa babe I love yer Boysahne, Tom" *SPLASH WIXX SAM SAM SAM* "What a nice fucking Festival, Nadja!!!!!"
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Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"
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