Simpbur

A canon persona from Wilbur Soots songs (aka a bursona). He's often portrayed as an obsessive, jealous man with anger issues and overwhelming hatred towards Jared. He's from the E-Girl Trilogy (In love with an e-girl, internet ruined me and your new boyfriend). He's extremely popular in x reader fanfictions, often separating y/n from their friends and family or going as far as to kidnap y/n.

Friend: Hey! Have you listened to 'Internet Ruined Me'?
Me: Oh, the one with Simpbur?
Friend: Yeah, that one!

by PuppitySoot December 27, 2021

super simp

An extreme simp. Usually a simp that can't get the picture. He's usually played by women, spending all of his money and time trying to impress girls, but never gets a quality woman. This simp is usually submissive and spends time on facebook trying to message women and write status's that make him look like a good man. He is known to cock block others and tries his best to "save a hoe"

"Man, did you read that guys status on Facebook? that guy is a super simp"

by streetscience August 8, 2014

SimCity 4

A city simulator with the addictive and self destructive equivalent to heroine. The risk of leaving work, friends and family for this time consuming habbit is rather high. Has some minor problems running on Vista, but you wont care. Requires a decent amount of computer power, brain power and practice to successfully perfect a highly educated well funded city with sufficient transportation and low pollution with enough water, hospitals, fire departments and police stations to shut up those annoying advisors of yours that dont leave you alone until the problem is resolved.

Advisor: No bandage blues: simcity 4 healthcare workers walk

Mayor: shut up whore im working on it

Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue

Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do

Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime

Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport

by vnvxvnv June 7, 2009

female simp

A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.

Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."

by energum January 30, 2020

Simp bait

When anyone, but mainly ‘hot’ women, bait or order a simp to do anything for her/him.
Mostly an aim to fool with possibility of publicly humiliation and make fun of said simp or even gain financial or materialistic assets.

Female: “buy me the latest phone and maybe I’ll consider dating you.”

Simp: “okay baby!”

Female to her following “I managed to simp bait this dude out of a phone!”

by Llupeyy March 11, 2020

Simp for kageyama

You are not basic just because a lot of people simp for him, you have taste, you are not basic there just hard core kenma simps and think there better then you

Simp for kageyama, we’ve all done it

by milkksenpai October 6, 2020

Simpbilly

\ ˈsimp bi-lē \ origin: American, middle 2021
A portmanteau of Simp and Hillbilly. A subgenre of contemporary country where the lyrics unabashedly put the female subject of the song on a pedestal, often to cringe-inducing effect.

Notable practitioners of this dark art include Thomas Rhett, Brantley Gilbert, and the high-priest Sam Hunt.

Simpbilly example from Jason Aldean's "You Make It Easy" :

"Stealin' kisses under cover, babe
See forever when I see your face
And I swear, God made you for me
You make it easy lovin' up on you
Make it easy with every little thing you do
You're my sunshine in the darkest days
My better half, my savin' grace
You make me who I wanna be"

by Pitcher in the Rye August 30, 2021